I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I have already put on my inside pants.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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