Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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