Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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