Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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