I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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