At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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