My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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