I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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