This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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