sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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