I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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