That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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