turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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