I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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