if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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