I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
