so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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