I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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