what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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