the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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