Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Randomize
