If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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