shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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