He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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