I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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