Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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