if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
These tits shall not be calmed
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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