id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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