So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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