don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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