My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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