didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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