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apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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