all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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