if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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