i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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