i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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