True but thats because hes a fetus.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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