you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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