Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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