Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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