trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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