Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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