well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You're a waste of cheezeits
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Floor bacon is actually really good
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