then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Drunk is not a location!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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