Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Enjoy the penises
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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