Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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