"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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