I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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