They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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