It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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