You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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