You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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